Now this does not include the results of the Bills-Patriots beat down, so keep that in mind.

I also am releasing this just minutes before kickoff because 1) I completely forgot about our boss’ Friday 5PM Blog Deadline and 2) I want to get as much heat in the comment section as possible (please click ‘subscribe’).

For back story I have been doing a bimonthly rankings (that’s every two weeks for you geniuses out there), therefore you will see an additional two numbers (in parentheses (also the irony of having parentheses around the statement ‘in parentheses’)) after the initial ranking. The first number represents the team’s rank headed into Week 1 and the second represents the team’s Week 10 to Week 12 ranking trend.

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1. Kansas City Chiefs ( 5 / +1 )
2. Philadelphia Eagles ( 4 / -1 )
3. Buffalo Bills ( 1 / NA )
4. Dallas Cowboys ( 23 / +4 )
5. Miami Dolphins ( 24 / +1 )
6. Minnesota Vikings ( 20 / -2 )
7. Cincinnati Bengals ( 3 / +6 )
8. San Francisco 49ers ( 16 / +6 )
9. Baltimore Ravens ( 6 / -4 )
10. New York Jets ( 12 / -1 )
11. New York Giants ( 29 / -4 )
12. Tennessee Titans ( 11 / -1 )
13. Washington Commanders ( 18 / +4 )
14. Los Angeles Chargers ( 2 / -2 )
15. Seattle Seahawks ( 28 / -5 )
16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers ( 9 / -1 )
17. New England Patriots ( 15 / -1 )
18. Atlanta Falcons ( 27 / +3 )
19. Detroit Lions ( 21 / +6 )
20. Cleveland Browns ( 22 / -2 )
21. Arizona Cardinals ( 19 / +1 )
22. Jacksonville Jaguars ( 25 / +8 )
23. Las Vegas Raiders ( 13 / +5 )
24. Green Bay Packers (7 / -5 )
25. Pittsburgh Steelers ( 17 / +4 )
26. New Orleans Saints ( 31 / -2 )
27. Chicago Bears ( 30 / -4 )
28. Indianapolis Colts (14 / -2 )
29. Carolina Panthers ( 26 / +2 )
30. Los Angeles Rams ( 8 / -10 )
31. Denver Broncos ( 10 / -4 )
32. Houston Texans ( 32 / NA )